All Right, All Right, I know it’s been a while. The truth is there are sometimes when your mind is so jumbled you have a hard time expressing your thoughts. So now that they have all “Un-Jumbled”, here they are in no particular order.
1. If I ever see another human appendage in the jaws of an alligator, it will be too soon.
2. The statements of those closest to you help more, and hurt more than statements made by others.
3. The greatest thing that the Cardinals could do this year is trade Pujols for pitching. I know, I’m a huge Albert fan too…that’s why this is the year to trade him. He has the market value this year to bring two starting pitchers and a corner outfielder. You move Duncan to his natural position at first base and the team is made stronger for a longer period of time.
4. Having a 4 & 5 year old is the best! I can act like a kid and get away with it. ( I didn’t have toys nearly this cool when I was a kid )
5. It’s not knowing what God’s will for your life that is hard, He’s a really great communicator. It’s obeying it that’s hard.
6. Regardless of age, we all want things the way we want them.
7. It IS possible to form a personal connection with a chicken.
8. It is not difficult to go ahead and eat the chicken anyway!
9. Cat + Chicken in box = endless entertainment.
10. Regardless of how your day goes, one smile from your wife can make it all melt away.
11. If growing up means getting so set in my ways that I can’t respect others…I hope I never grow up.
12. D’oh! is the greatest multi-use statement that any homersapien can utter.
13. Whether he’s 7 or 77 a good fart joke will make any guy laugh.
14. I have a body that was built for speed…It just wasn’t calibrated for this particular planet’s gravitational pull.
15. Sometimes it’s hard to know if you’re doing good, or just good at “doing”.
16. There’s nothing worse than a list that stops at a number divisible by 2, 3, or 5.
17. Why do I always wait until the last minute to do my taxes?
18. If I had a nickel for every time someone disagreed with me, I’d have spent them all by now on things that they didn’t think I should have bought.
19. I like blue.